Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Resolutioners

I've said it once and I'll say it again, I hate when people make new years resolutions to lose weight that we all know they won't keep, so they hit up the gym the whole month of January and take my machines, and fill up my classes.

My question is, where were you February through December last year? Answer: sitting on your butt at home while I was at the gym on my stair stepper.

It's not like I can just settle and use any old machine. I like the stair stepper 4th in, because it can hold my big water bottle, the headphones get a clear sound to channel 5 when Ellen and Biggest Loser is on, and it has a "Fat Burner Plus" setting.

Capeesh?

3 comments:

stacie and geoffrey... said...

Hahah so true. I had to walk out of a class yesterday cause so many resolutioners kept hitting my arms with their resolutionary long arms.

Jacie Saltzman said...

ummm yeah. amen sista fran. i prefer the first stair stepper. i feel like the first two are much better quality for some reason, and all my stuff fits perfectly on them

Jenna Robert said...

I know right?! There isn't even parking at our 24 hr fatness in PHX! haha! At least the sedentary are getting some exercise in?